Californication

I was thinking of names for my exes because I know there will be need to speak of them.  Have settled on Mr. Californication and T-Bone.  Pretty sure you can figure those out, my thinly veiled references : ).  So got a 3 am phone call from Mr. Californication early Thursday morning.  As long as I've known him he wakes up at that hour (chinese medicine says this is when the liver is cleansing itself so what to think?) and he called.  Our last phone call involved a fantasy scenario of me in school girl's outfit, talking "jew" meaning all things Jewish.  Oh yeah.  So this time I told him about my taking a tour through a local Holocaust monument and the old Jewish men who were involved. This leads to a "so what was he wearing?" conversation, about these old Jewish men.  Hmmm, not sure what to make of that.